The first was this:
How many Chicago Bears fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change the bulb and three to compare it to the 1985 light bulb.
The second joke can be found on this post at Illini 6, my personal blog.
Now here, without further ado is Joke Number Three:
How did the librarian get into the Winter Olympics?
She was a champion Shh-er.
Well, it's probably one for all those first and second graders out there. Fortunately, I have several nieces and a nephew that may just be in the right age group to find this one funny.